• high school teacher: yeah i have a 4 year degree so you can call me Mr. Whatshisname and if you call me Frank that's disrespectful I'll give you detention for a week
  • college professor: hi i've got my Ph.D., i spent 10 years doing research, i have 7 patents and 26 published papers, and i was nationally recognized for my work. but you can call me Kim if you want.

ok i think i worked out a nicer theme

but it seems the description links only work if you’re on the home page? 

there is a crowd in the hall and someone distinctly said “can you put your pants on you can only come in if you put your pants on”