i’m so jealous of people with steady hands

i caught mine shaking just resting on the mouse at work

that is a little worrying

using nothing more than newton’s laws of gravitation, we astronomers can confidently predict that several billion years from now our home galaxy, the milky way, will merge with our neighbouring galaxy, andromeda. because the distances between the stars are so great compared to their sizes, few if any stars in either galaxy will actually collide.
any life on the worlds of that far off future should be safe, but they will be treated to an amazing billion-year-long lightshow.
a dance of a half a trillion stars, to music first heard on one little world, by a man who had but one true friend.

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lithefider:

evra-tf2:

femgie-flames:

Markiplier Animated | MEET THE MEDIPLIER

Can we please talk about how perfect incharacter that is

Medic was huffing the medigun again wasn’t he?

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#tf2 #markiplier 

anus:

leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

i like it deep

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She wants the ☭

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uberchain:

Because asshat, that’s why.
high resolution →

uberchain:

Because asshat, that’s why.

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#game of thrones 
thejunglenook:

ballpointpun:

Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.

When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”
There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her."No" he agrees, "this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”
And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.

thejunglenook:

ballpointpun:

Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.

When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”

There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her.
"No" he agrees, "this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”

And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.

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gokudou2:

哈嘶哈嘶!

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#tf2 #same 

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hi:

thegreatviino:

canyoudefinethis:

heyfunniest:

Pokemon irl 

NO FUCKING WAY

I NEED THIS FOR 2K!

this is the only type of exercise i would voluntarily do ever

hi:

thegreatviino:

canyoudefinethis:

heyfunniest:

Pokemon irl 

NO FUCKING WAY

I NEED THIS FOR 2K!

this is the only type of exercise i would voluntarily do ever

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importantbirds:

budgie-research:

towel


Now return to Thrilling Episode of Drying of a Birb, stars the serious actrons Beeper and Twuggle Frob

importantbirds:

budgie-research:

towel

Now return to Thrilling Episode of Drying of a Birb, stars the serious actrons Beeper and Twuggle Frob

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littleharleythings:

i’m not a traditional witch

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rpg2692:

I don’t care if it’s old, this post still puts me on a laughing coma. 

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high resolution →

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